Hello! and welcome to the desk of the arby’s witch; I do not take requests and I am very thirsty.
The other day I left my skylight open and when I wasn’t looking a whole bunch of rain got in and soaked my thick carpet through. The patch of wet it made can never be made dry and my whole room smells of must. I have no one to complain to and nowhere else to sleep.
Whilst yelling at a young stranger on the internet today I wondered how many likes it would take on my comments to convince me I’m not a cyberbully. It took one.
Recently I bought strawberries from the store that molded the moment I passed the threshold of my own front door. They leaked red juice everywhere and I had to throw them out. I took satisfaction in knowing they bled before death.
I have a friend who works at WordPress. They did not get me any hook-ups or upgrades for this site despite working at WordPress and being my friend. Sometimes I question if we’re even friends. I tend to not question if they work at WordPress.
I give this blog post a 5.
from the desk of the arby’s witch.